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The Mechanical Menagerie

That Mr McArthur's looked all over town,
But he won't find me now for I'm off coastward bound.
And I'm trading the smog for some fresh salt sea air
And he'll never catch on that I'm there.

I was once his apprentice, in the clock-making trade,
And the miser made me work for every penny of my wage.
Til he found he could replace me with a clockwork machine,
And he threw me right out on the street.


and that's where our story begins!

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It feels like I have cotton wool on my tongue.

That moment when you accidentally give your tongue a chemical peel by ingesting half a pack of extreme sour warheads..

I like to spread Vegemite on toast so it’s as dark as my soul.

I would totally turn gay for you.

I mean, I AM gay.. but if I wasn’t, you could definitely turn me!

What? You’re not gay, that’s cool, I’d just secretly wish you were.. you know, like I do..now..

solar-citrus:

You would be surprised with how many people in your life could be going through depression at this very moment.  People hide it like a paper bag over their heads out of fear of being judged, made fun of, seen as weak, or just not taken seriously.  Depression should not be taken lightly, it holds us down from our purpose and potential in life.  Those who tell you that it doesn’t exist have never experienced depression in their life, therefore not understanding the symptoms and how it’s something that cannot be fixed in a day!  So if you think you are depressed or if you think you know someone else who is, please talk to a friend, a family member, or anyone else in your life that you trust - never overlook the possibility of seeing a doctor for more professional help!!  Your feelings are real, your feelings are shared upon millions.  Don’t hide it, talk to someone about it.  With the right help, you can rediscover your confidence and begin life anew with our undying love and support!

We are right here!!

(via ibilateral)

iizrandomz:

How can stuff like this 
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and this

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be on the same show as stuff like this

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and still be fabulous when they have battles like this…

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…and still have art like…

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(via slyfoxhound)

peacelovehappinessandwriting:

jamesfactscalvin:

mrshudsonstolemytardis:

Prince Harry and John Barrowman both do a mutual high five/ass slap combo omg

Can we just appreciate that John smacked Prince Harry’s royal ass so hard that the guy actually had to rub himself a little while John waves his hand

Can we just appreciate that John smacked Prince Harry’s royal ass 

(via p0sitive-charge)

forceguardian:

lpfan9976:

croatoanhero:

Harley is a gift from God.

This is why Harley is like my all time favorite!

Why did they leave out the best part of this scene?;

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The character development of Harley is probably one of the better things DC has done with their characters.

(Source: breakourbones, via ibilateral)

* opens tumblr on bus*

Riiiiight.. Forgot there’s a reason I don’t use this thing in public =|

Haven’t posted random selfie on here in quite some time, so, here you go. Whoever is still actually following me.

Haven’t posted random selfie on here in quite some time, so, here you go. Whoever is still actually following me.

Ben Logic.

Had a massive dinner out at a restaurant, and left about 2 mouthfuls of it.

Get home 10 minutes later, and now eating a massive bowl of ice cream.

Don’t judge.