The Mechanical Menagerie

That Mr McArthur's looked all over town,
But he won't find me now for I'm off coastward bound.
And I'm trading the smog for some fresh salt sea air
And he'll never catch on that I'm there.

I was once his apprentice, in the clock-making trade,
And the miser made me work for every penny of my wage.
Til he found he could replace me with a clockwork machine,
And he threw me right out on the street.

and that's where our story begins!

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It’s so cute when guys on Grindr demand pics, yet have a blank profile with no pic of their own.

Uhh, nah! Move along now.

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy

because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless

and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.

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cosmo sex tip #669


when you grab his shaft, yell “pull the lever kronk”

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It’s amazing how trivial some things seem when a life comes to an end.

I’m not even sure how to feel right now.

I wish I could just hug you.

It’d probably sound corny, and it’d be kind of awkward, but honestly that’s all I want.
I can see that you’re hurting, you’re not exactly trying to hide it, and I’ve tried to be there for you, but I honestly wish I could just hold you. Just to let you know that someone IS actually there for you, that someone does care.

I’d gently hold you while you drifted off to sleep, and you’d be able to have at least one night where you’re safe.
Words only get us so far, sometimes we just need the closeness.

I think I’d honestly give anything, just to have the chance to at least try and show you that I’m not all talk, that I do want to help.

And I, I want you to know 
Everyone’s got to face down the demons 
Maybe today 
You could put the past away 
I wish you would step back from 
That ledge my friend 
You could cut ties with all the lies 
That you’ve been living in.

RTD Era Companion Alphabet (inspired by x)

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Seriously, Rugrats was not fucking around.

People don’t give Rugrats enough credit for how progressive it was. I mean think about it.

  • Chuckie, for most of the series is raised by a single father
  • Angelica’s mother was a high ranking corporate executive
  • Phil and Lil’s mom was a feminist 
  • She also breastfed them (which the show actually depicted)
  • Tommy is half-Jewish and the show actually explored this part of his heritage

Seriously, this show was fucking amazing!! They just don’t make ‘em like this anymore….

Also don’t forget that Chuckie had an interracial family after the second movie.

How are you guys forgetting Susie? I mean her mom was a doctor and her dad was a writer for a famous Children’s TV show. Not to mention Kimmie was anything BUT submissive.

Remember when they had episodes that hit hard to issues kids might be dealing with? Chuckie only had his Dad on Mothers Day, Tommy had to deal with being outshadowed by a new baby brother, Phil and Lil were constantly being mixed up and then they had a couple episodes where they each found that even as a twin they were their own people.
Man Rugrats was the shit.

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you can see her accent

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